Bouche Bag

Mouth Bag has arrived motherfuckers.

Mouth Bag. Mouth Bag.

We are Ben and Paisley. We go out to eat a lot. We will report on these adventures and hopefully you will give us money. Fuck the other mouth bag blog. Some guy ranting on 'current events' and he hasn't updated the stupid thing since 06'. Some might call that a paradox. We call it retarded.

But seriously. Give us money. Just kidding. About KIDDING.

This going to be fun i think. I know there is no is. Mouth Bag could care less. Oh my god. I just personified mouth bag. It's all over now. Is this blogging? Awesome. 

We're gonna review restaurants so if you have any opinions or hear of any restaurants you think are up to Mouth Bag standards please share. I can't believe mouth bag swears so much. But I guess I BETTER believe it.

First review... We just had chili fries at Twain's in Studio City. They were whatever. Kind of a strange way to start this off but it happened. What's Mark Twain's real name again? Paisley thinks it's Sam Mayo. I think she's right. Not really. Now she's changing her story. Just like a woman ;)

We actually will review food. I swear. And it'll be classy. Classy as hell.

Bye.

B & P